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Politics
Tell a joke - anything goes
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Emcee:  GROUND ZERO™ Type:  Moderated
AN IMPORTANT NOTE FOR ALL WHO VISIT THIS FORUM:


EVERYTHING POSTED ON THIS FORUM IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND ALL IN GOOD FUN AS A PARADY OR SATIRE OR SOME OTHER FORM OF HUMOR, IF SOMETHING POSTED HERE OFFENDS YOU THEN JUST LET ME KNOW...



NO NUDITY OR PORN, THIS IS A PG RATED WEBSITE!!!


The posting of images that are sexually offensive is forbidden and is a violation of SI's terms of use.

It will NOT be tolerated!!!

Please be sure that what you post is actually funny, and funny does not mean vicious or malicious mockery and it does not mean attacking other posters...

PLEASE READ THIS NOTICE:

ALL POLITICAL JOKES AND HUMOR ARE WELCOME...



NEW RULES ARE HERE!!!

1) ANY AND ALL JOKES ABOUT THE LUNATIC CLOWN IN THE WHITE HOUSE PRETENDING TO BE A PRESIDENT ARE ESPECIALLY WELCOME AND WILL BE GIVEN EXTRA CREDIT ON YOUR FINAL GRADE AT THE END OF THE YEAR...

2) ABSOLUTELY NO JOKES OR ATTACKS OR NEGATIVE COMMENTS AT OR AGAINST THE RECENT PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WILL BE TOLERATED... ANY VIOLATION WHATSOEVER OF THIS REQUEST WILL BE ADDRESSED RAPIDLY AND WITHOUT MERCY...

THIS IS YOUR JOKE FORUM, ENJOY IT!!!


WHAT IS HUMOR?

There are probably many ways to define that elusive human phenomenon we call humor but I will try here...

Humor is a narrative that allows everyone to share a common memory, and then the punch line take us in a different direction and exposes the underbelly weakness of all human folly...

Slapstick is almost always funny in film or on stage, but most slapstick in real life is not funny...

As human beings, all of us already are hardwired to recognize humor, it really doesn't need to be defined although what we do find as truly and honestly humorous and comical typically fits the above definition of what humor really is...

So, share with us something comical but please be intellectually honest about it that it is funny...

Sure even political humor can be very funny, and self effacing humor is funny, we so often see politicians make fun of themselves during those annual dinner roasts or annual dinner gatherings, but their humor is always clean and honest and not vicious or malicious...

So, post anything you think is funny but please be sure it's honest and respectful and not just slinging crap, if you read this far into this introduction then you're certainly smart enough to know what this means so please comply...

Also, if you have another good definition of what humor really is, then let me know and I will add it to this header with you SI nick name attached to it...

THE MODERATOR

As moderator I will do my best to ensure we can enjoy legitimate humor, this includes ANY topic you want to present, honest humor reaches into all human activity, there are no exceptions, so have some fun...

EVERY POSTER HERE IS ALSO A MODERATOR, HERE'S HOW:

If I receive two or more private messages addressing a post which is thought to be inappropriate, then I will post a Humor Poll which will run for about 2 days and every poster can then vote whether or not that joke was legitimately offensive...

If that joke is deemed offensive by popular vote, then that poster will be advised my me via private message to remind him/her that a specific joke was not considered funny...

This is an experiment in equal voices and right of expression in order to moderate this forum into a successful endeavor...

Of course, stay within the SI TOU Rules, that really goes without saying...

Oh, also, kindly don't insult the moderator, it's never funny...

HAVE FUN!!!
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12112Exquisite Timing:0))) John The Real Estate Doctor.. where is your medical degrePogeu Mahone-yesterday
12111If masks are mandatory I wouldn’t go, oh wait it’s Colbert… I wouldn’t go if masJ.B.C.-last Friday
12110John 60% of New England is/was testing Positive one week ago. Only people who Pogeu Mahone-last Friday
12109The audience at a Stephen Colbert TV show in 2023. Now tell me again how this iJohn Vosilla1last Friday
12108Biden Promises To Replace Retiring Quarterback Tom Brady With A Woman Of Color John Vosilla3last Friday
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12106[graphic] reddit.comTimF1last Tuesday
12105I figured that early with Lorena Bobbitt... (Pete Buttigieg would have been a cStock Puppy-last Sunday
12104Tennis Superstar Djokovic refuses to get the vac. His first name is No vak(s). DMaA2last Sunday
12103... and then to show your pride in doing all that, flexing your non-existent musStock Puppy-last Sunday
12102[graphic]Pogeu Mahone3last Sunday
12101You may find this strange, but I was delighted when I came home to find all my Pogeu Mahone-last Sunday
12100What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist lPogeu Mahone-last Sunday
12099The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I’d like to masturbate in the cup. I saiPogeu Mahone-last Sunday
12098I don't do all three!Stock Puppy-January 27
12097"Men in a relationship with a woman should avoid these two mistakes - NeverDMaA-January 27
12096Q: Do you know how to pronounce Biden in Italian? A: CorleoneStevefoder-January 26
12095[graphic]DMaA4January 26
12094Quick! Use your safe word! Uh - I forgot the combination! [graphic]Stock Puppy-January 25
12093Quick! Use your safe word!DMaA-January 25
12092And if she has a boyfriend don't tell her that he can come over. Okay, thStock Puppy-January 25
12091Oh, that joke hurts!Stock Puppy-January 25
12090If you ever date a dominatrix . . . never suggest that it’s time to hit the sackPogeu Mahone1January 25
12089Florida women don't get as much attention as Florida men and that's a piDMaA-January 25
12088I met this guy who says he lives in North Korea... I asked him how he likes livGROUND ZERO™-January 21
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