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Emcee:  Tomato Type:  Moderated
Since the Laughter thread has degenerated into a politcal name calling and spam posting cesspool, I thought it was time to start a moderated thread so political bickering could be totally eliminated and what was once considered a joke thread could return to its roots without the unwanted interruptions of people who have no consideration for others.

Of course, NEW political jokes are fine, as are non-joke humor like URLs to funny sites. Since I'll be the moderator, I'll be able to kick out violators so folks who read the thread everyday won't have to suffer again through the garbage recently posted on the Laughter thread.

Any poster that shows a m.o. of attacking a political figure or party other than once in a blue moon is out of here.

Consider this the new, improved, Laughter thread. Hope it works.

July 11, 2002 Amendment: No comments to other posters, just jokes or humor. Use the PM function if you want to communicate to someone

June 14, 2012 Amendment.....No political jokes or cartoons anymore--- the Laughter thread seems to specialize in that sort of thing, which is usually offensive to those who don't agree with the premise. Please post political cartoons on that thread from now on. Thanks.
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6367I was the best man at my brothers wedding in Paris. At the reception, I raiseTomato-yesterday
6366As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play. But it turned out thatTomato-Wednesday
6365I injured myself on a campfire in Switzerland. They airlifted me to the capitaTomato-Wednesday
6364What happened at the cannibal’s wedding party? [graphic] They toasted the brideTomato-Tuesday
6363My wife caught me cheating while we were playing monopoly. [graphic] She droppeTomato-Monday
6362Fact: Aaron Burr had a lumberjack brother. Tim. — Sex scandal at the White HouTomato-Monday
6361I accidentally bought too many art supplies. [graphic] I'm having an excessTomato-Sunday
6360A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check inTomato-Sunday
6359Inventor of the hospital gown: Seymour Hiney. — My body only fights off illnesTomato-last Saturday
6358An English test question asked us to use the word "horticulture" in a Tomato-last Friday
6357Mary had a little dres With slits all up the sides And every step that Mary toTomato-June 12
6356Why did the general throw a bucket of water over a bunch of soldiers? [graphic]Tomato-June 11
6355The goalkeeper invited my son and me for a party after the game. [graphic] It wTomato-June 9
6354Two blondes are in a dog park One blonde says to her friend, "Awww. Look aTomato1June 9
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6352Why did cows return to the marijuana farm ? It was the pot calling the cattle Tomato-June 8
6351Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. [graphic] For example, right now you’re Tomato-June 7
6350Two toothpicks walking along when they see a hedgehog. One says to the other,Tomato-June 7
6349My wife's cooking is so bad, this evening I left dental floss in the kitchenTomato-June 6
6348What do you call the situation when you’re picking up your bags at the airport Tomato-June 5
6347Yogurt for sedentary people: Inactivia. — A farm hand was fired for relievingTomato-June 5
6346I don't understand the opposition to same sex marriage. Isn't the wholeTomato-June 4
6345Watched an Australian cooking show. The audience cheered when the chef made merTomato-June 4
6344I searched Google images for examples of Rorschach tests… But all I found were Tomato-June 4
6343Which human civilization invented the bidet ? The Ass Techs.Tomato-June 3
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