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To: OldAIMGuy who wrote (62143)6/16/2024 12:52:04 PM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell
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Has anyone else noticed that the number of errant Father's Day cards they receive each year went up after DNA testing became a thing? Strange.

- Jeff

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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (62144)6/16/2024 11:24:56 PM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell
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Reporter: How did you, a 65 year old billionaire, snag such a beautiful 25 year old wife?

Billionaire: I lied about my age.

Reporter: So you told her you were really 40?!

Billionaire: No, I told her I was 90 and in poor health.

- Jeff

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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (62145)6/17/2024 11:31:16 PM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell
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- Jeff

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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (62146)6/18/2024 10:07:48 AM
From: Savant
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But they can fly and glide a ways....meep meep try that mr wile e
birdfact.com


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From: d[-_-]b6/21/2024 12:56:23 AM
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From: KenaiTider6/21/2024 4:26:22 AM
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A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon, Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai. The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts, injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them, suffering from Schistosomiasis, has a myocardial infarction.

A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei.

The emergency operator asks the bystander, β€œWhat happened?”

β€œIt’s hard to say.”

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To: d[-_-]b who wrote (62148)6/21/2024 9:00:23 AM
From: OldAIMGuy
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There's a difference between "Innovation" and "Improvement".................................

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From: Stan6/22/2024 11:44:46 AM
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"How did you know ..."


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To: SI Ron (Colonel Sammy) who wrote (62141)6/23/2024 1:40:30 AM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell
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I think it's time to take a break from Canadian humor. In the mean time, a Canadian commercial on salmon fishing, featuring William Shatner:



- Jeff

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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (62152)6/23/2024 11:10:18 AM
From: candsrr
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>...featuring William Shatner

Here's one of my favorite Shatner moments:

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