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From: Tomato	6/6/2024 1:54:22 PM
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She: “Undress me with your words” He: “There is a spider in your bra.” — The greatest act of cooperation in human history: Is that 1000 islands could all agree on a single salad dressing. — A policeman sees a car weaving all over the road and hits his flashing lights. He walks up to the driver's window and sees a good looking blonde behind the wheel. There is a strong smell liquor on her breath. He says, "I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol." She blows up the balloon and he walks it back to his patrol unit. After a couple of minutes, he returns to her car and says, "It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones.” The blonde replies, "You mean it shows that, too?"

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