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Emcee:  JimisJim Type:  Moderated
Be nice.
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I love jokes.
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Some times I don't get them, but that's OK... everyone has different opinions about what is funny... the ban on politics is from the original board here and requested by SI -- and let's face it, these days politics tend to be quite divisive -- people think some political jokes that slam "the other side" are funny and everyone else is offended and flaming ensues... so let's just try to remember that if you really want to post political material, there are literally dozens and dozens of boards dedicated to that already... let's have one board that is all about fun and laughter only and leave the contentiousness behind on all the other boards set up for partisan politics.
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If it's something you wouldn't want your mom, wife or daughter to see, knowing that you posted it, it's probably not appropriate to post here. No gratuitous nudity, i.e., no nudity just for the sake of nudity.
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This is not a joke discussion board. It is a "bulletin board" where people can "pin" their jokes (post them) and others can read the bulletin board. If you feel the need to discuss the jokes/posts, please do it via PM.
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I try to give people the benefit of the doubt... personal attacks are not funny and not cool and I'm obliged to crack down on the attackers -- I try to handle that via PM, but will temporarily ban people who don't cooperate with the intent of this board: tell some jokes and make us laugh...
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Any questions/problems? PM me... -- you can PM me anything and I respond to every PM...
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58681I don't play baseball - in fact, when I knocked over my Coke that was the laJimisJim-yesterday
58680At one time, economic conditions caused the closing of several small clothing miJimisJim1yesterday
58679Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties And had never been marriJimisJim4yesterday
58678Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?JimisJim1yesterday
58677Oh, the irony... [graphic]arno8Monday
58676They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.JimisJim-Monday
58675My late father was hard of hearing. He read lips. I didn't mind him reading JimisJim1Sunday
58674Jimmy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that hJimisJim2Sunday
58673A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he can talk like a frog. JimisJim2Sunday
58672Then there was the time my father fought a grizzly with his bear handsJimisJim-Sunday
58671A long time ago, in a very flat place, there lived a teenage vulture named Red. JimisJim2Sunday
58670My father had the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban from the zoo.JimisJim-Sunday
58669For the Father's Day, my 6 year old made me a card full of jokes (for real).Sun Tzu4Sunday
58668happy fathers day! When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punch line Stock Puppy3Sunday
58667A couple of guys stole hundreds of cans of Red Bull from a neighborhood store. Stock Puppy-Sunday
58666Yes - there is a problem: 1926.1053(a)(7) Ladders shall not be tied or fastenedStock Puppy2Sunday
58665[graphic]TechKim1Sunday
58664[graphic]TechKim1Sunday
58663 Therefore no politics, period. No mentions of politicians past, present or futuTimF2last Saturday
58662Got this email today, so I am spreading the word: One of my very good friends hSun Tzu1last Friday
58661Clones are people two.JimisJim-last Thursday
58660The city water dept. emailed me to say they were considering me for a job. That’JimisJim2last Thursday
58659My wife confused her Xanax with her Immodium. Still didn't give a shit.The Rabbit2last Thursday
58658But none of them gives a shit!Sun Tzu-last Thursday
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