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Since the Laughter thread has degenerated into a politcal name calling and spam posting cesspool, I thought it was time to start a moderated thread so political bickering could be totally eliminated and what was once considered a joke thread could return to its roots without the unwanted interruptions of people who have no consideration for others.

Of course, NEW political jokes are fine, as are non-joke humor like URLs to funny sites. Since I'll be the moderator, I'll be able to kick out violators so folks who read the thread everyday won't have to suffer again through the garbage recently posted on the Laughter thread.

Any poster that shows a m.o. of attacking a political figure or party other than once in a blue moon is out of here.

Consider this the new, improved, Laughter thread. Hope it works.

July 11, 2002 Amendment: No comments to other posters, just jokes or humor. Use the PM function if you want to communicate to someone

June 14, 2012 Amendment.....No political jokes or cartoons anymore--- the Laughter thread seems to specialize in that sort of thing, which is usually offensive to those who don't agree with the premise. Please post political cartoons on that thread from now on. Thanks.
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